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The International Obfuscated C Code Contest

1993/cmills - Bill Gates Award

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Author:

To build:

We recommend you try the alt version first so you can get a better idea of what this entry was like back in 1993. See the original code section below to run the original.

make alt

NOTE: this entry requires the X11/Xlib.h header file and the X11 library to compile. If you’re under macOS and do not know how to install and use X11 programs see FAQ 3.7 - How do I compile and use on macOS, an IOCCC entry that requires X11?.

To configure how many microseconds to sleep before updates try:

make clobber SLEEP=200 alt

Bugs and (Mis)features:

The current status of this entry is:

STATUS: known bug - please help us fix

For more detailed information see 1993 cmills bugs.

To use:

DISPLAY="your_X_server_display"
export DISPLAY
./cmills.alt [speed]    # must be run on an X11 server

where:

speed is update speed from 1 to 9 (default is 9).

NOTE: in most cases DISPLAY should already be set.

Original code:

We recommend the version that uses usleep(3) to more easily see what is going on but you can use the original without any delays if you wish.

Original build:

make all

Original use:

Use cmills as you would cmills.alt above.

Judges’ remarks:

From the San Jose Mercury News (May 15, 1993 page 20A “West Hackers trounce East in computer quiz game”):

"Since 1984, a contest has been held on Usenet for the most
unreadable, creative, bizarre but working C program", Gates
said. "What is the name of this contest"

"Windows," shot back Gassee, naming Microsoft's premier product
- a product over which Apple sued Microsoft five years ago. Not
the right answer - it's "The Obfuscated C Contest [sic]" - but
it brought down the house of Apple partisans...

[The expression on Bill Gates’ face was a sight to behold, as reported to us by several who were there].

You must set $DISPLAY in your environment or the program will dump core. This is not a bug as the author documented it as a feature. :-)

The optional argument is integer which controls the speed of the program. By default the speed is 9. You may want to try 1.

You will have to kill the program (i.e., ^C) to stop it.

WARNING: Slow servers or servers with long request queues will continue to ‘run’ for a while after you have killed the program.

This program makes your windows about as useful as their windows. :-)

Author’s remarks:

The program uses a single backing pixmap (which is the size of the screen) for all of its subwindows (with a little bit of trickery to move the offset around). This is much better (and faster) than the obvious implementation which would require a full-screen pixmap and a separate backing pixmap for each subwindow.

The chance that a window breaks is based on it’s kinetic energy, which in turn is based on it’s area and speed. How silly!

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